Christopher Brett Bailey 2026

I Saw Satan at the 7-Eleven

THU 15^th OCT | Full £8 | Conc £5 | AGE 16+

Two miles north of Hell, a nameless deadbeat narrator spots Satan buying soy milk at the 7-Eleven.

Satan’s a washed-up has-been, who’s totally lost his edge. That is until he falls in love with our narrator and the two embark on a debauched misadventure, by turns slapstick, violent, whimsical, dreamlike and tender.

‘What a f*cking genius’ – Smiths Magazine 

‘achingly hip and frighteningly savage’ – The Guardian 

‘If gonzo journalism ever needed a news anchor, this would be the guy.’ – Exeunt 

“a bugged out gonzo king, filling the underground with menace and death” – Phonic FM 

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Content to Consider: Strong language | Graphic and grotesque imagery | Body horror | Depictions and descriptions of violence | References to death and killing | Satanic and demonic themes | Sexual content and erotic references | References to substance misuse | Mature themes throughout | Horror comedy elements | Disturbing and surreal imagery | Possible references to conspiracy theories and paranoia.

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